What’s the best way to approach women without freaking them out?

When I approach from behind my heavy breathing scares them and when I approach from the front my hideous face freaks them out. Any suggestions?

3 Responses to “What’s the best way to approach women without freaking them out?”

  1. my_opinion_two says:

    with your penis in your pants and keep it zipped

  2. Samuel R says:

    you need to hook up with an ugly chick with a breathing problem. then you wouldn’t freak her out

  3. blnknutson says:

    Tell her you are all about sex.

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